Birthday Party For Kids Pillows

"Ramming Speed!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Green Balloon

Face painting by numbers.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Children playing games

Bee costume

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'