Planning A Kid's Birthday Party Pillows

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

Green Balloon

Frosting the Snowman

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Children's Party

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Big Bang Theory.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Bee costume

Children playing games

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Don't go in there!!"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Cinéma Vérité

I love bathtime.

Children playing in the street

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.