Birthday Party Planners Pillows

'I made you a layer cake.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Frosting the Snowman

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."