Organizing A Kid's Party Pillows

'Of course we charge triple!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Face painting by numbers.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Green Balloon

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Do that again, but cuter."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Ramming Speed!"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

A girl with a dog and balloons