Organizing A Kid's Party T-Shirts

'Of course we charge triple!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Green Balloon

Face painting by numbers.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Ramming Speed!"

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'