Organizing A Party T-Shirts

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Wine Lady

Champagne

Cat Nip.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bacchus.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball