Party Preparation T-Shirts

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Champagne

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball