Party Preparation Gifts

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Children's Parties

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cat Nip.

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Bacchus.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wedding Day Itinerary.