Organizing A Party Gifts

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Wine Lady

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Champagne

Cat Nip.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bacchus.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake