Party Organizing Gifts

"You'll have to excuse my wife. She's a bit of a control freak."

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Children's Parties

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

Bubbly

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Wedding Day Itinerary.