Party Organizer Gifts

"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"You're dating a man now? Who am I going to get to be my lesbian couple?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Birthday Plans

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Face painting by numbers.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"