Party Organizer Pillows

"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"You're dating a man now? Who am I going to get to be my lesbian couple?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Birthday Plans

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.