Party Organization Gifts

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Tartine

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Let's get organized

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Children's Parties

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Out and In.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Here and There Trays

Cow Pinatas

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"