Party Organizing Mugs

"You'll have to excuse my wife. She's a bit of a control freak."

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Bacchus.

Champagne

Cat Nip.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Early photobombing

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball