Planning A Party Gifts

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cow Pinatas

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cardiac Recovery.

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel