Planning A Kid's Birthday Party Gifts

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Green Balloon

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Children's Party

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Children playing games

Bee costume

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Cinéma Vérité

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

I love bathtime.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Children playing in the street

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.