Birthday Parties Gifts

"I'm going to close my eyes and count to three. When I open them, ten of those candles better be gone."

'I told you. This is NOT a good age to throw a surprise birthday.'

'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

Birthday piñata.

Happy birthday to Ewe...'

Fainting Goats Surprise Birthday Paties

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'FALSE ALARM! It's just another birthday cake.'

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Family Gathering.

Fifty

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

'Okay, pull the pin, squeeze the handle, make a wish and blow out the candles.'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'Watch her freak out when I set the cake in front of her. I put four extra candles on it.'

"Gross! I'm NOT eating that cake!"

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Pinata Trophy

Happy Earthday

'You probably think it's your birthday all the way down into the subatomic level, but actually it's barely even your birthday at the molecular level.'

Yoga birthday.

'You know what they say, one hundred and ten is the new one hundred.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

At the "Eat Cake and Weigh Less Birthday Support Group"

"Of course 40 is the new 39."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Perhaps we should've stuck to pass the parcel."