Birthday Parties Gifts

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

Fifty

Family Gathering.

Pinata Trophy

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'You probably think it's your birthday all the way down into the subatomic level, but actually it's barely even your birthday at the molecular level.'

"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'You know what they say, one hundred and ten is the new one hundred.'

Happy Earthday

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Yoga birthday.

"I find balloons easier to grip when they're slightly deflated.

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Cinéma Vérité

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

"No one said turning eight was going to be easy."

"Well, helloO Billy. Remember me?.."

"Perhaps we should've stuck to pass the parcel."

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Next year Timmy gets socks for his birthday

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"You got lots of nice birthday cards, why are you dwelling on the one negative one?"

'I won it for being the first one to leave the party.'

"Of course 60 is the new 59."

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

Unfortunately, Jack is easily startled....

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..."

"Of course 40 is the new 39."