Birthday Party Enthusiast Gifts

'You kids are so lucky today. In my day, all we had to play with were rocks.'

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

"My parents couldn't come, so I brought two of my backers."

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

Happy Birthday in the Retirement Home.

'I bet my mum's had more 29th birthdays than yours!''

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cake candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party Animals.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Big Bang Theory.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A Woman Holding Canapes

All dressed up and no place to go