Birthday Party Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

"My parents couldn't come, so I brought two of my backers."

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

Happy Birthday in the Retirement Home.

'I bet my mum's had more 29th birthdays than yours!''

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party Animals.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Green Balloon

Little Princess.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Kids with Fish Balloons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'