Birthday Party Aficionado Gifts

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Party Animals.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.