Birthday Party Aficionado Gifts

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Big Bang Theory.

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.