Party Aficionado Gifts

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'Unicorns huh? You look more like a couple of party animals to me.'

"You seem very talented, based on your Facebook page. We just don't have any openings right now for a binge-drinking half-naked beer pong master."

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

'Well, I still celebrate birthdays.'

'Just look at THAT - poured into that dress and didn't say 'when'!'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"I know it's good wine. I do my own research."

Football club

Women admiring a necklace: 'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

'Why did you leave your last place?'

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"Er – may you?

Bouncers kicking punters into each other's pubs.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Lady talking to artist at a party

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"I just wanted to confirm the diagnosis you made at the cocktail party."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"Don't give me that look—it's fair-trade."

"Yes, living well is the best revenge, but right now I'd settle just for doing better than my brother-in-law."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?