Quirky Party Enthusiast Gifts

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The devil you know and his plus one

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A man looks up at the earth

Peel poker.

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.