Party Scene Aficionado Gifts

"I think men over thirty-six are very distinguished."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'Malty tasking.'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'