Party Scene Aficionado Gifts

"I think men over thirty-six are very distinguished."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Malty tasking.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.