Children's Birthday Party Gifts

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Pinata angel.

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swinging on a star.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

Green Balloon

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Face painting by numbers.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Children's Party

Big Bang Theory.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Teddy and friends.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Bee costume

Children playing games

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."