Parties Gifts

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

'Have you noticed it, too?'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Surprise Party

Piñata police line-up.

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

Hypnotist party.

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

Happy Birthday (bees' nest pinata).

Medical Professional Birthdays.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Deferential equations.

"You're probably wondering how I got the nick name, kill-bot. Well, it's a funny story. . ."

Silly String Quartet

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

"Please, do go on about modern financial theory—but with someone else."

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.

'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'

'No photographs, Ms. Hopkins. What happens at the company holiday party stays at the company holiday party.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'They call it the people dance.'

"Help yourselves to dips."

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'How am I doin', guys? Guys?'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."