Work Parties Gifts

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

Scheduel.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

Children's Parties

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

Cow Pinatas

Sign - Halt manager crossing

Cat Nip.

Bacchus.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Party Animals.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."