Work Party Gifts

Gala party. B.Y.O.L. - Bring your own lawyer.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"You should see the rangers' Christmas party... And they call us wild animals!"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Sign - Halt manager crossing

Champagne

Party Animals.

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'