Office Party Enthusiasts Gifts

"Welcome Death, Inc."

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Party Animals.

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'