House Parties Gifts

Animal House.

"This has always been Kathy's and my dream --- to live in a contemporary house, surrounded by our contemporaries."

"Try not to get irrepressible."

'Goodnight Nanook. Great house-warming party.'

'You were the one who said you'd like him to bring some of his friends home. . .'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Children's Parties

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Wine Lady

Cow Pinatas

Cat Nip.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."