Home Party Enthusiast Gifts

"Last year, I was working from home during the party season. Ended up in the kitchen and trying to seduce myself."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Malty tasking.'