Wedding Party Enthusiast Gifts

Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Party Animals.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Wedding disaster #27.