Wedding Enthusiast Gifts

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"

'I now pronunce you husband and wife.'

She let her fascinator do the talking...

"Oh hi, I'm on the train.."

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

'We do.'

I'll take that as an 'I Do' then...

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

'We each agree to an eight-hour shift. He needs round-the-clock care.'

'What food has the worst side effects?' 'Wedding cake!'

Groom chatting up girls at his wedding.

A Wedding Day Promise.

'May the habituation commence.'

Polygamist

'Relax honey, I've done this dozens of times.'

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

Vicar says: 'You again.'

'Alright usher! I know where to stand...!'

'I'll keep this short!'

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

"Leave those�.Kevin'll do the washing up."

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I'm on my way!'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Bride carrying her groom over the threshold

'That's in case there's any backsliding.'