Matrimony Enthusiast Gifts

'And do you, Marsha, take this man, Luther, to be your lawfully wedded husband, over your father's dead body?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Wedding disaster #27.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Merge Ahead

Wedding Fayre

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"