Marriage Market Enthusiast Gifts

'Vince is 46, but he has the income of a 20-year old.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

Gender Symbols

"I married for contrast."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."