Wedding Enthusiasts Gifts

Two grooms.

'They call it the people dance.'

Two Brides - Just Married.

Two brides throwing the bouquet.

Just married - and we're rich!

"I now pronounce you a husband-and-wife team."

"They're both in telemarketing."

The European Non-Union.

"Got any gas money?"

'I think we've got a gatecrasher.'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

His and Hers Wedding

'Oh, no, it's an ear...didn't Vincent get the list?'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

Marriage Exit Strategy

My baby don't mean maybe.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Double wedding

'Where shall I put him mum?'

"Looks like the honeymoon is over."

"...For better or worse - two minute warning! -- in sickness and in health...."

"Right, this is my first double wedding."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

" ... when the sea shall give up her dead ... whoopsy - wrong sermon."

Brides on their wedding day

Two grooms holding hands

A scuba diving bride and groom

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a burial at sea aft."

'It's not necessary to say 'thanks for watching our show'.'

'Don't tell me-you must be the new people next door!'