Matrimony Enthusiast Pillows

'And do you, Marsha, take this man, Luther, to be your lawfully wedded husband, over your father's dead body?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Merge Ahead

Wedding Fayre

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'