Marital Enthusiast Pillows

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Bear Costume

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Wedding Fayre

Merge Ahead

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"