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"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Bear Costume

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Wedding disaster #27.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

Merge Ahead

Wedding Fayre

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'