Marriage Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Of course your conversation doesn't bore me...I'm not listening!"

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"This is a great place to work...they give you a day off every time you get married!"

'My love life is terrible. Every night my wife has a headache and every morning I have a hangover.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your freedom goodbye.'

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

'Do you, Carol, promise to be the voice of reason in this marriage?'

'Look at it this way, you're not losing a son you're gaining an informant.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'Hey - did that last couple have problems or what?'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

"When you say your life has gone from the 'sublime to the ridiculous' where do I fit in?"

'My husband took these pills to give him some get up and go, and the next thing I knew, he got up and went.'

"What makes a happy marriage - how should I know? Ask your mother."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"I've changed my mind."

"Of course I'm enjoying it, silly."

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

"...For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or divorce do you part?"

"Son, the secret to a happy marriage is simple: when you think you're right, you're wrong...and when you think you're wrong, you're right!"

"This isn't a debate - You don't get time for a rebuttal."

Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day.

'Whenever he puts me up on a pedestal, I get nosebleeds.'

"'I do' must be the longest sentence in the English language!"

Gender Symbols

'Your dinner won't fit in the oven.'

"I now pronounce you husband and wife ??" subject to a seven-day cooling-off period,"

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

'You owe us on the loan we made to you to get married.'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Old Man and Women

'Come on , Glenda! I'm not in the mood for playing hard to get!'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'It's my husband, I had him made into a boxed set.'

'Look after the licence - you can't get divorced without it...'