Bridal Enthusiast Gifts

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'They must want cash. They're registered at three banks and two credit unions.'

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"Do you mind if I bring a few friends back for tea, Mummy?"

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Wedding disaster #27.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'