Wedding Enthusiast Mugs

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"And do you both promise to believe you can be better than all the other married couples you've ever seen?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

"Oh hi, I'm on the train.."

'I now pronunce you husband and wife.'

"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"

She let her fascinator do the talking...

'What food has the worst side effects?' 'Wedding cake!'

Groom chatting up girls at his wedding.

'We do.'

I'll take that as an 'I Do' then...

'We each agree to an eight-hour shift. He needs round-the-clock care.'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

Vicar says: 'You again.'

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

"Leave those�.Kevin'll do the washing up."

'Do you promise to have and to hold her, longer than the PS3?'

'..to be your lawfully wedded husband? If so, signify by saying one of the following...'I definitely do', 'I might', 'I don't', or 'I definitely don't'.'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'I'll keep this short!'

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'Relax honey, I've done this dozens of times.'

Polygamist

'I'm on my way!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Alright usher! I know where to stand...!'

'May the habituation commence.'

A Wedding Day Promise.

"I'll be answering for the both of us."