Vintage Party Enthusiast Gifts

Army of the Potomac 3rd Corps' Winter Ball

Sir Winston Churchill

Party Animals.

Second hand furniture.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A man looks up at the earth

Ladies by the seaside

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."