Retro Party Lover Gifts

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Fossil record player.

Fun (circa 1955)

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

PIna Colada

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."