Retro Party Lover Gifts

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

A Woman Holding Canapes

Fun (circa 1955)

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

1930's Lady.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Colonial Larrysburg.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Prosecco

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

PIna Colada

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Groovy Baby

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Young Elvis

Join me in a Caiprinha!