Retro Dance Lover Gifts

'You haven't taken me dancing since DISCO went belly up!'

'Do you remember when we used to do the bump?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dancing in pyjamas

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Fun (circa 1955)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Swing dancers.

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'We are so in sync!'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'They call it the people dance.'

Groovy Baby