Retro Dance Lover Gifts

'You haven't taken me dancing since DISCO went belly up!'

'Do you remember when we used to do the bump?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Dancing in pyjamas

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Swing dancers.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'We are so in sync!'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Groovy Baby

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Oh no, we've been inned."