Nostalgic Partygoer Gifts

'Don't forget your 'Party Bag'.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"The club scene is really changing."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Charleston dance.

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

The Kings Head.

"He's the life and body of the party"

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

'It's what I'd call an unpretentious old fashioned boozer.'

"To shuffle off this mortal coil in some saloon- it was his dream."

"It's SO last epoch."

"My bar hopping days are over."

"Since we don't do payback dinners, how does eighty bucks sound for the reasonably decent evening I think we've all had?"

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

Army of the Potomac 3rd Corps' Winter Ball

Jurassic period binge drinking

Club Club.

"Oh, hello, Ziplack. You know, I almost failed to recognize you without the prison garb."

"I'm suffering from deja bu."

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''

"Hit me again - I'm trying to remember a woman."