Nostalgic Nightlife Enthusiast Gifts

"My bar hopping days are over."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I could have danced all night!

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Bring out yer books!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Elvis Presley

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."