Nightlife Lover Gifts

The home of the bottomless Martini

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Oh what I wouldn't give for a knight out on the town.

'Just one of those things...get out of town night and day.'

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

I'm celebrating my obscene bonus: Can I buy you a drink?...a bottle?...the bar?...

'Whatever he's drinking.'

'I don't like to carry ID.'

'Cor blimey Shaz! Ain't you ever 'eard of minimalipstick?'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

Saturday Night & I Just Got Paid. Com: 'Rock it up...Rip it up...shake it up...ball it up'.

Club Gogi.

'You're barred!' 'Ha! You'll be out of business in a month!'

I'm not a gambler. I just blow on these dice and they keep serving me drinks.

REAL HANGOVERS

'I lied about my physique at the interview!!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Gone, but never forgotten.

Math Lounge

"Your name's not on the covid immunity list so you can't come in!"

Dragon and no smoking sign.

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

Bryan Ferry

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Descriptive Shop Signs Warn Of Deadly Alleyway

Martini Time!

Sacrlet harlot.

'I told you not to yodel when you got up there for karaoke.'

'Remember when a hotspot had nothing to do with wireless?'

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

Topless bar - "Why did you have to go and complain about the lousy beer"

"Have you tried the Rose and Crown?"

Golf Club

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'