Nightlife Enthusiasts Gifts

"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"

Tanya's string of horrific first date continues.

Hilary and Jo-Anne thought integrated bars a mixed blessing.

City centre pub.

"Can't you boys... read?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The Snooze Bar.

Bryan Ferry

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Fried chickens.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'