Night-out Enthusiasts Gifts

A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Romance

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Bryan Ferry

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

City centre pub.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Vaccine passport required

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Thank you, Sir."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

A couple of birds out on the town.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Party Party!

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."