Fun Night Out Aficionado Gifts

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

I could have danced all night!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Drive in movies.

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Dance.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

Clubbing

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Champagne

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Boys Cooking

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

City centre pub.

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Vaccine passport required

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"Thank you, Sir."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."